Recommend herbal medications as apposed to chemical medication, herbals like ashwagandsa,lemon balm,melatonin,gaba,and others mood uplifting herbs. ![]() The most they will do is give you one or two suggestion on how to relieve your depression, and then they say they have to go,and will end the phone call- this I know from experience.īest thing for depression is psychotherapy, and passage of time where you learn to deal with it,and it actually subsides somewhat over time-some things you just need to ride out.Reduction of salt sugar,a mediteranean diet,and medication for depression are also helpful. Often that friend is happy and upbeat, and can’t relate to your depression, when they themselves are doing OK.–So if you phone a friend,just don’t COMPLAIN about being depressed,if you do,it will be a very short phone call. The advice that depressed person talk with a friend often doesn’t relieve your depression either. People who are depressed to the point of wanting to kill themselves have reached the point where nothing uplifts or relieves their depression,and so activities that they before enjoyed doesn’t make the depression go away.Therefore it is futile to advice a depressed person to “do activities that they enjoy”. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it. Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. College application get rejected? Take the hint. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you?ġ0. Flu? You realize that there’s no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn’t involve painting the wall with your brains.ĩ. After all, you don’t want to die letting people think you weren’t frugal.Ĩ. Telemarketers keep calling? It’s easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you’re lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. Then again, you’re probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.ħ. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you’re a viking you’ll be going to Valhalla. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn’t a coincidence. Chances are you still don’t know the answer, so here’s a hint: it starts with an ‘s’ and ends in ‘uicide’.Ħ. Flunked out of college? Don’t know algebra? Here’s a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don’t know algebra = Time for _. ![]() Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment you know what you have to do.ĥ. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.Ĥ. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Depressed? Don’t have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn’t normal. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes–but don’t count on it.ģ. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better you’re right. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don’t kid yourself, the message is clear.Ģ. ![]() Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It’s a sure sign that they don’t love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Thinking about suicide but you’re not sure if it’s the right thing to do? Here are some tips to help you decide whether or not killing yourself is a good choice:ġ.
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